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Born and raised in New York City, Brad came to New England in the seventies and graduated Franklin Pierce College in New Hampshire with a Bachelor of Arts degree in creative and performing arts. Having studied both the theater and broadcasting the “stage” was set for a career that would embrace both of those interests. The initial radio jobs in Connecticut and New Hampshire provided the settings to hone the disc-jockey skills, but the first morning show opportunity in Lowell, Massachusetts was indeed a turning point. The prospect of combining the background of stand-up comedy, impressions, acting, singing, writing topical jokes and “playing the hits” proved irresistible, and a lifelong avocation was formed.

A fast paced style of sketches, one-liners, contests and observations of the daily human condition led Brad to “wake-up gigs” at WZOU in Boston, and WRQI in Rochester, NY before coming to Springfield in in 1993. As one of the city’s top-rated “wake up” voices, Brad’s impressions, quick wit, and entertainment skills both on and off the air, kept him well known and in much demand throughout Western Massachusetts.

 After “playing the hits” for more than two decades, Brad began his newest tour of duty in Springfield, as the morning personality on WHYN NewsTalk 560. According to Shepard, “playing the top news stories and other pop culture topics of conversation is not very much different from playing the hits!” And he has found that he can just as easily place his own unique stamp on the way in which they are conveyed. Weaving in and out of the stories of the day, with a breezy remark or two is certainly his style, and may well be serving him better in talk radio than in the music days. It also affords him and opportunity to interview political figures, and to talk with authors, entertainers, and any other prominent figures on the local or national scene.
Other professional highlights include a frequent indulging of Brad’s first love, the stage, playing lead roles in summer stock and civic productions of THE MUSIC MAN, OKLAHOMA, 1776, BYE BYE BIRDIE, 42ND STREET, ANYTHING GOES, MACK & MABEL, GUYS AND DOLLS, and the acclaimed hit, CHICAGO with the Wilbraham United Players, and as Mack Sennet, in MACK & MABEL, with the Baypath Theater. Non musical roles include, THE HOUSE OF BLUE LEAVES, WAIT UNTIL DARK, PLAY IT AGAIN SAM, THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK, and many more.
Some nightclub stand-up appearances include opening for “Jackie the Joke man,” Rich Hall, Jackie Mason, and Steve Allen .
Brad appeared on the concert stage locally with two other area singers, to form a gentle lampoon of the Three Tenors, known as the Three Baritones, with a full repertoire of standards from light operetta, to classic Broadway musicals. Taking their show on the road to local retirement homes, hospitals and other venues has been “incredibly rewarding, as well as fun” says Brad! The Three Baritones brought Brad to the attention of keyboardist, Richie Mitnick, who Brad appears with regularly in both cabaret and concert mode at spots such as; the 350 Grill, The Delaney House, and the Runway.

Television commercials in Boston featured Brad as his all time idol, “Groucho Marx!”


Brad's daughters; Merrill and Haley are a source of great pride. "i do miss their childhood years." 
"And I miss the deductions!"
 


Some of my favorite links:

Best website for film info!  a favorite!
http://www.imdb.com


Click on this link, and it will take you right to "Mighty John" the Record Guy!
http://moneymusic.com/
 
Bo Sullivan first began his long career at WHYN radio in 1990 as a sports talk show producer.  Bo then moved on to become the host of that sports talk show.  In 1993,  Bo became the sports anchor and co-host for the  WHYN morning show.  After a few hiatuses, both planned and unplanned, Bo came back to stay in 1996 as the morning show sports anchor, producer, and co-host.  

Born and raised in Westfield, he's now raising his own family there. He lives with his wife Kris and daughters Leighanne and Shannon.   When Bo was growing up, his father Richard Sullivan was superintendent of schools in two local communities.  Politics runs in the family.  Brother Brian is a Westfield city councilor and brother Rick is the city's seven term mayor.  Besides transporting his children to various activities including CCD and swimming lessons, he coaches both daughters in three different sports.  He also works as a part-time political consultant.  In his scarce spare time, Bo likes to golf and is a frequent visitor to the Connecticut casinos. 

What does Bo like most about his position at WHYN?  For one, he's a big fan of waking at 3:30 a.m. Monday through Friday.  He also enjoys meeting the many loyal listeners to the show.  His lifelong ambition is to open a sports bar and play Texas Hold 'em every day of his life.

ODDS AND ENDS
Tuesday 08-12-2008 11:49am ET
 

Signs You've Gone Overboard with Home Improvements

     You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.

     You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family -- your daughter's goldfish Buffy.

     Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is “a bit overdone.”

     You've converted the standard stall shower into a “bathing waterfall,” complete with tropical plants.

     Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films.

      Your dog has a duplex doghouse out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.

     The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.

    You bought and demolished your next door neighbor's house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.

     You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

     You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.

 

Sarcastic remarks
to get you through the day:

     This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

     I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

     I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

     Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

     If I throw a stick, will you leave?

     You!... Off my planet!

     If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

     Does your train of thought have a caboose?

     A PBS mind in an MTV world.

     Allow me to introduce my selves.

     Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

     Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

     See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

     Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

 

Driving Rules in (Springfield)

     1) When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass.

     2) Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.

     3) The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it.

     4) Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body
work.

     5) Always look both ways when running a red light.

     6) Never use directional signals when changing lanes. They only warn other drivers to speed up and not let you in.

     7) Making eye contact revokes your right of way.

     8) Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to inconvenience as many pedestrians as possible. And if a pedestrian ahead of you steps into the road, speed up, honk or yell obscenities loudly and chase him back upon the curb. Pedestrians have no rights.

    

New Net Domains

     Given the growing shortage of top level Internet domain names and the almost complete depletion of the ".com" domain for any legitimate words, the governing body of the Internet has determined that new top level domain names need to be created. Here is a short list of new ones:

     .bill -- Informs you that Microsoft has bought this company and will be checking your hard drive for pirated software that you were only "borrowing" from your friend.

     .slow -- Based in a distant country without adequate transmission lines. Also can be used by students hosting Websites from their dorms.

     .spam -- Sites which offer to sell you everything you don't want.

      .geek -- Assumes you know what all the acronyms mean.

     .crash -- Has downloads which will crash your system.

     .virus -- For those sites that purposefully or inadvertently transfer virus ridden software.

     .sex -- Sites which claim to have teenage girls waiting to do whatever you want, but are run by old guys. This should make it easier than Net Nanny to block it from those young prying eyes.

     .cnt -- Counter sites, whose only purpose is to give someone credit for sending you someplace you didn't want to go.

     .404 -- Sites that stopped maintaining their content in 1996 and somehow managed to stay in the records of Yahoo and AltaVista.

     .trek -- Contains audio files of William Shatner

     .skksd.ckeder.fefohfch.efhieh.fiew.crap -- See ".spam" above






So many of our friends want to know how to reach Rob Robinson, or Paul Kalill of Shrink Rap fame!
Here is the contact info!
http://www.familycarecounseling.com/


 
When Insults Had Class...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... If you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here"
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr

" His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" Churchill replied, "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!"
 

 

Bad Headlines
Double Meanings From Around The World
Double Meanings From Around The World
Double Meanings From Around The World
~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
~ Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
~ Diaper Market Bottoms Out
~ Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
~ Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
~ Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
~ Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
~ Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
~ Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
~ 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
~ War Dims Hope For Peace
~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
~ Man is Fatally Slain
~ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
~ Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
~ Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
~ House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
~ Police Discover Crack in Australia
~ William Kelly, 87, was Fed Secretary
~ Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left


  
Useless Information
Part 2

     In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast.
     [It always fell, buttered-side down.]

     In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows.
     [He called them, Mooooving Ads.]

     About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.
      [He's pretty easy to pick out in a lineup.]

     An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

     Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
     [Mosquitoes find them a-peeling.]

     Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
     [But only if properly goosed.]

    The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
     [Even the cow thought it was too much.]

     The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
      [Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]

      A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph.
      [Along with everything else in your mouth at the time.]

      Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph.
      [Stand clear, nobody wants to get pucked.]

 

Useless Information
Part 1

     The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name wasFred.
     [He was laid to rest, breaded, in a bed of lettuce.]

     In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first timeare teenagers.
     [81% are cousins.]

     If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of his territory.
     [It's a male thing.]

     Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parentsthought he might be retarded.
     [Once he started speaking, they couldn't understand him.]

     In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
     [And more screen writers than people.]

     About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're
still sitting on it.
     [The other two thirds are men who don't bother.]

     In 1984, a New Jersey man opened a summer camp for Cabbage Patch dolls.
    [In 1996 he was eaten by several of them.]

    How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.
    [How can you tell when he's romantic?]

    In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock.
    [And she's been stoned ever since.]

    In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.
    [Giving new meaning to putting your loved ones on ice.]

    In 1977, a 13-year-old boy discovered a tooth growing on his leftfoot.
    [A foot long tooth?]


You could have heard a pin drop!

We Americans are hated worldwide. Maybe it is because we have helped and
rescued so many nations?
And how quickly they forget that we SAVED their countries!
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire
building' by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many
of its
fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond
our
borders.

The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to
bury those that did not return.

You could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American.

During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room
saying 'Have
you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three
hospitals on board
that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can
supply emergency
electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with
the capacity to feed 3,000
people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of
fresh water from
sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
transporting victims
and injured to and from their flight deck..

We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

You could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S. ,
English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail
reception, he found himself standing
with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of
those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained
that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only
English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences r ather than
speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because
back in '44 the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so
you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a
tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman
of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few
minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible monsieur. You Americans always have to show your passports
on arrival in France !"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on
D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country,
I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen to show it to."

You could have heard a pin drop 


FOOD FOR THOUGHT

 


Listener "Sue" has some great information about unexplored concepts in domestic oil production!
A Must Read!
ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS

SHELL'S INGENIOUS APPROACH TO OIL SHALE IS PRETTY SLICK

Date: Saturday, September 3, 2005

Section: Commentary/Editorial

Page: 25B

Source: By Linda Seebach, Rocky Mountain News

Memo: Linda Seebach is an editorial writer for the News. She can be reached by telephone at (303) 892-2519 or by e-mail at seebach@RockyMountainNews.com.
COLUMN

Edition: Final

When oil prices last touched record highs - actually, after adjusting for inflation we're not there yet, but given the effects of Hurricane Katrina, we probably will be soon - politicians' response was more hype than hope. Oil shale in Colorado! Tar sands in Alberta! OPEC be damned!

Remember the Carter-era Synfuels Corp. debacle? It was a response to the '70s energy shortages, closed down in 1985 after accomplishing essentially nothing at great expense, which is pretty much a description of what usually happens when the government tries to take over something that the private sector can do better. Private actors are, after all, spending their own money.

Since 1981, Shell researchers at the company's division of "unconventional resources" have been spending their own money trying to figure out how to get usable energy out of oil shale. Judging by the presentation the Rocky Mountain News heard this week, they think they've got it.

Shell's method, which it calls "in situ conversion," is simplicity itself in concept but exquisitely ingenious in execution. Terry O'Connor, a vice president for external and regulatory affairs at Shell Exploration and Production, explained how it's done (and they have done it, in several test projects):

Drill shafts into the oil-bearing rock. Drop heaters down the shaft. Cook the rock until the hydrocarbons boil off, the lightest and most desirable first. Collect them.

Please note, you don't have to go looking for oil fields when you're brewing your own.

On one small test plot about 20 feet by 35 feet, on land Shell owns, they started heating the rock in early 2004. "Product" - about one-third natural gas, two-thirds light crude - began to appear in September 2004. They turned the heaters off about a month ago, after harvesting about 1,500 barrels of oil.

While we were trying to do the math, O'Connor told us the answers. Upwards of a million barrels an acre, a billion barrels a square mile. And the oil shale formation in the Green River Basin, most of which is in Colorado, covers more than a thousand square miles - the largest fossil fuel deposits in the world.

Wow.

They don't need subsidies; the process should be commercially feasible with world oil prices at $30 a barrel. The energy balance is favorable; under a conservative life-cycle analysis, it should yield 3.5 units of energy for every 1 unit used in production. The process recovers about 10 times as much oil as mining the rock and crushing and cooking it at the surface, and it's a more desirable grade. Reclamation is easier because the only thing that comes to the surface is the oil you want.

And we've hardly gotten to the really ingenious part yet. While the rock is cooking, at about 650 or 750 degrees Fahrenheit, how do you keep the hydrocarbons from contaminating ground water? Why, you build an ice wall around the whole thing. As O'Connor said, it's counterintuitive.

But ice is impermeable to water. So around the perimeter of the productive site, you drill lots more shafts, only 8 to 12 feet apart, put in piping, and pump refrigerants through it. The water in the ground around the shafts freezes, and eventually forms a 20- to 30-foot ice barrier around the site.

Next you take the water out of the ground inside the ice wall, turn up the heat, and then sit back and harvest the oil until it stops coming in useful quantities. When production drops, it falls off rather quickly.

That's an advantage over ordinary wells, which very gradually get less productive as they age.

Then you pump the water back in. (Well, not necessarily the same water, which has moved on to other uses.) It's hot down there so the water flashes into steam, picking up loose chemicals in the process. Collect the steam, strip the gunk out of it, repeat until the water comes out clean. Then you can turn off the heaters and the chillers and move on to the next plot (even saving one or two of the sides of the ice wall, if you want to be thrifty about it).

Most of the best territory for this astonishing process is on land under the control of the Bureau of Land Management. Shell has applied for a research and development lease on 160 acres of BLM land, which could be approved by February. That project would be on a large enough scale so design of a commercial facility could begin.

The 2005 energy bill altered some provisions of the 1920 Minerals Leasing Act that were a deterrent to large-scale development, and also laid out a 30-month timetable for establishing federal regulations governing commercial leasing.

Shell has been deliberately low-key about their R&D, wanting to avoid the hype, and the disappointment, that surrounded the last oil-shale boom. But O'Connor said the results have been sufficiently encouraging they are gradually getting more open. Starting next week, they will be holding public hearings in northwest Colorado.

I'll say it again. Wow.


Top Ten Things You Should Never Say...

...to a Divorce Judge

10. "So she gets the gold and I get the shaft?"
9. "I don't think you would have ruled that way if I'd been a guy (gal)."
8. "I'm really not comfortable raising my right hand and repeating after anyone."
7. "I'm not hiding my income, so help me God."
6. "Why are you picking on me?"
5. "No court is going to tell me what to do!"
4. "You'll have to wait a minute. My cell phone's ringing."
3. "I don't have time for this."
2. "You're the one who should have a psych eval."
1. "With all due respect, Your Honor, have you ever been through a divorce?"



 
Political One-Liners

~ Annoy a politician today - THINK
~ If ignorance is Bliss, Washington DC must be Paradise!
~ I love my country. It's my government I fear.
~ Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons?
~ Don't steal. The government hates competition.
~ It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
~ Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian!
~ Ignore your rights and they'll go away
~ Question Authority before it Questions You!
~ Civil Disobedience - It's not just for Revolutionaries anymore!
~ Power Corrupts - Isn't that what it's for?
~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!
~ Stop repeat offenders Don't re-elect them!
~ We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake
education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and
a winning smile for integrity!
~ Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
~ Never trust a government that doesn't trust YOU!
~ If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
~ A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the armsmanufacturers.
~ Guns didn't make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!
~ Fight Organized Crime -- Don't Re-elect ANYONE!
~ This interoffice oversized air-conditioned vehicle leased to:American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse Regional Group Headquarters / Staff Transport Office Pool(AAAAARGH/STOP)


Now that I'm Older,
Here's What I've Discovered

I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it.

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at theend.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

Don't forget! You can check out Jordan Goodman and his eye opening financial opportunities at:
http://moneyanswers.com/





Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center !


USS New York

It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003, 'those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,' recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. 'It was a spiritual moment for everybody there.'

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touch ed it with his hand and the 'hair on my neck stood up.' 'It had a big meaning to it for all of us,' he said. 'They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back.'

The ship's motto? 'Never Forget'

    Perks of Being Over the Hill


           1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
       
           2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
        
           3. No one expects you to run....anywhere.
       
           4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
       
           5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
       
           6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
       
           7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
       
           8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 P.M.
         
           9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
       
          10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
       
          11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
       
          12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
       
          13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
       
          14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
       
          15. You sing along with elevator music.
       
          16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
       
          17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
       
          18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
       
          19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
       
          20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
       
          21. You can't remember who sent you this list.

 


   TODAY'S GIFT OF HEALTH!

    TODAY: Get your heart pumping.

    Physical activity has been shown to lead to a longer, healthier life. The American Heart Association and the American College of Sports Medicine recommend performing moderately intense cardio exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, five days a week. You need to work hard enough to raise your heart rate and break a sweat, yet still be able to carry on a conversation. Consider activities you enjoy, including walking, jogging, swimming, biking, playing basketball or tennis. To lose weight or maintain weight loss, 60 to 90 minutes of physical activity may be necessary.

    TOMORROW: Lift some weight.

    Studies show that strength training can improve quality of life and the ability to complete daily tasks for adults even in their 80s and 90s. Lean muscle mass naturally decreases with age, but weight training can help you reverse the trend. As muscle mass increases, you'll be able to work harder and longer before you tire. You'll maintain joint flexibility, increase bone density and better manage your weight. The ACSM recommends doing eight to 10 strength-training exercises with eight to 12 repetitions of each exercise two to three times a week.

    DAY 3: Meditate to soothe the spirit.

    Not only has meditation been shown to ease stress and help relax people who practice it regularly, but recent scientific research has credited it for lifting depression, lowering blood pressure and reversing heart disease. Emory University researchers discovered that when people begin meditating in middle age, they experience less loss of gray matter and attention levels when compared with those who do not meditate.

    "When we meditate, stress hormones are acutely lowered," says Dr. Robert Bonakdary, director of pain management at the Scripps Center for Integrative Medicine in San Diego. "When we feel more relaxed, the brain generates natural anti-anxiety and happiness-enhancing chemicals like endorphins and serotonin."

    DAY 4: Eat more fiber.

    The average adult needs about 25 grams of fiber a day, but most of us get less than half of that. By eating more whole grains, nuts, legumes, fruits and vegetables, you can eliminate many gastrointestinal problems including constipation, irritable bowel syndrome, hemorrhoids and diverticulosis. Remember to spread out your fiber intake throughout the day and increase your water intake as you increase your fiber.

    DAY 5: Protect yourself from the sun.

    Slather on a shot-glass-full of sunscreen every morning, even on overcast winter days. Dermatologists recommend a broad-spectrum SPF 30, which blocks 97 percent of rays and protects against both UVB rays (which typically cause sunburn) and UVAs (which age the skin more gradually). Products with an SPF 15 are OK if you spend most of your days indoors and get little exposure to the sun.

    It's also a good idea to stay out of the sun between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m., and wear a broad-brimmed hat and sunglasses.

    DAY 6: Eat your fruits and vegetables.

    Mom was right. Eating plenty of fruits and vegetables can help you ward off heart disease and stroke, control blood pressure and cholesterol, prevent some types of cancer, avoid diverticulitis and guard against cataract and macular degeneration.

    In fact, consuming fruits and vegetables has been proven to be so healthful that the old "5-a-Day" recommendation has been increased to "Eat 5 to 9 a Day" by the National Cancer Institute. A great source of vitamins A and C, antioxidants, phytochemicals and fiber, fruits and veggies can be enjoyed fresh, canned, frozen or dried.

    DAY 7: Floss your teeth.

    Brushing just isn't enough. Flossing is an essential part of the tooth-cleaning process because it breaks up and removes plaque from between the teeth and at the gum line, where periodontal disease often begins.

    There's growing evidence that gum or periodontal disease may put you at increased risk for heart attacks, stroke, diabetes and some cancers.

    Columbia University doctors have found that people whose mouths contain a high number of the bacteria that cause gum disease are more likely to have plaque-clogged arteries.

    Most dental experts recommend flossing your teeth at least once a day, preferably before bed.

    DAY 8: Wash your hands frequently.

    Keeping your hands clean is one of the simplest and most important steps we can take to avoid getting sick and spreading germs to others. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends washing hands with soap (any type) and clean running water for 20 seconds. Rub your hands together to make a lather and scrub all surfaces, including between fingers and around the nails. Rinse thoroughly and dry with a paper towel. If soap and clean water aren't available, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer.

    Remember to wash before preparing or eating food, after going to the bathroom, after blowing your nose, after changing diapers, after tending to someone who's sick, after handling an animal and after handling garbage.

    DAY 9: Eat breakfast.

    When you run out of the house after only a cup of coffee in the morning, you may be giving up more than just breakfast. According to a study in the Journal of the American College of Nutrition, people who ate a healthy breakfast consumed less fat and more carbohydrates during the day than people who skimped on food in the a.m. Breakfast-eaters had a higher intake of essential vitamins and minerals, plus they usually had lower serum cholesterol levels, which are associated with reduced risk of heart disease.

    A healthy breakfast should include at least one serving of fruit for vitamins and fiber, whole grains for even more fiber and energy, and protein for lasting energy.

    DAY 10: Stand up straight.

    It's never too late get your spine in line and improve your posture. Ideally, good posture means the body is aligned with the joints stacked directly on top of each other from head to toe. As you look at yourself in the mirror from the side, you should see earlobes over shoulder blades over hips over knees over ankles. Your abdomen should be pulled as if you're zipping up a pair of tight pants.

    Proper posture does more than just make you look good. It can aid digestion; relieve neck, shoulder and lower-back pain; calm some tension headaches; and optimize muscle performance.

    DAY 11: Get enough ZZZZs.

    During hectic times, adequate sleep may be the first thing to go. However, too little shut-eye causes more than bleary eyes and big yawns.

    Skimping on sleep can hinder your mental and physical performance, affect your mood and relationships, and destroy your health. Studies show that not getting enough sleep or getting poor-quality sleep on a regular basis increases the risk of having high blood pressure, heart disease and depression.

    Sleep needs vary, depending on age and some other factors. Adults, on average, need seven to eight hours. Teenagers require eight to nine, while school-age kids need 10 to 11.

    DAY 12: Make human contact.

    Call your buddy, hug your sister or have coffee with your favorite neighbor. Research shows that healthy and supportive relationships not only reduce stress and improve your sense of well-being, but they can also cause the brain to grow.

    In 2006, when scientists at Rush University performed postmortems on the brains of 89 seniors, they were surprised to find plaque and tangles associated with Alzheimer's in several of the deceased, though none had experienced any of the disease's telltale symptoms. When they researched the seniors' social histories, they found the deceased all had one thing in common: close relationships with many friends and family members.

odds and ends
Tuesday 06-17-2008 9:51am ET

 

Proverbial Humor

I hope people will say after I die, 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just cups to muffle the screams.

Give a man a fish and he'l eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll buy worms from you.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

Home safety tip: No matter how much he enjoys it, don't let your gerbil ride on the ceiling fan.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies.

The more you say, the less people remember.

John McCain Is So Old....

....the Big Bang woke him up.
....he once lost a quarter in the Primordial Ooze.
....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain
witnessed it.
....the last time he went for a physical, they sent him for
carbon dating instead of an MRI.
....it takes an archeologist to dig up dirt on him.
....when he first encountered Homo Habilis, he introduced
legislation to forbid them from marrying.
....his parents were named McAdam and McEve.
....he didn't play duck, duck, goose when he was a kid,
he played Archaeopteryx, Archaeopteryx, Deinonychus.
....in 1st grade he only had to learn one continent.
....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in school.
....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.
....he used to fake Bubonic Plague to get out of class
for the day.
....when God said "Let there be light", John McCain flipped
the switch.
....his copy of the Bible is autographed.
....he owes Moses twenty bucks.
....he remembers when Iraq was Mesopatamia.
....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians
as "Proto-Elamites."
....he lost his first election to a guy named "Og."
....he voted against the Papyrus Reduction Act.
....his original Straight Talk Express was a chariot.
....he voted against funding the Pyramids.
....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation
to rebuild.
....he actually has ears loaned to him by Friends, Romans,
Countrymen.
....he still has scorch marks because he couldn't
get out of Pompeii fast enough.
....he invented shoes.
....he voted against the Law of Gravity.
....he still has his wig left over from the first political
party he belonged to.
....after Bob Dole wrote the Declaration of Independence,
John McCain signed it.
....he voted against the Articles of Confederation.
....he was Daniel Boone's godfather.
....when he heard Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, he mocked it
for being "change we cannot believe in."
....his first trainer aircraft was build by the Wright Bros.
....he invented B I N G O.
....when sliced bread was invented, people said it was the
greatest thing since John McCain.
....he knew the Burger King when he was just a Prince.
....when he runs the 100 meter dash, they time him with a sundial.
....he creaks when he blinks.
....he has hemorrhoids older than you.
....his birthday expired.


 Hey!  Here is the website for the NBA Celtics commemorative basketball!!!

http://nikcosports.com/

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1-800-345-2868
 

New Releases

Some artists from the 1960s are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate us -- good news, for those feeling a little older and
missing those great tunes.

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Nappin'"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"


 

Signs You May Already Be Insane

   - Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately. After listening to them, you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.


    - Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

 

    - You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.


     - Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

 

     - You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you stepped on as a child, and worry that their descendants are going to seek revenge one day.


     - You have meaningful conversations with your blender.


     - Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
illusion.


     - You like cats. Especially with ketchup.


    - You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because you wanted to be on the island too.


     - You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they hatch.

 

    - You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala  or to be loved by an infectious disease.


    - You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.


    - You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used it.



The Washington Rules

     If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

     Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

     There is always one more complete jerk than you counted on.

     An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

     The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

     Chicken little only has to be right once.

     "NO" is only an interim response.

     You can't kill a bad idea.

     If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

     The truth is a variable.

     A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.

     You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

     A promise is not a guarantee.

     If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
 

Kid Science

     The scientific information below reportedly was gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions, mostly from 5th and 6th graders:

     What is one horsepower?
     One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

     You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

     Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

     The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

     When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

     When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.  When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

     Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

     Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

     South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

     Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

     Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.


Top Ten Silliest Cruise Questions








Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers
(by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for Royal Caribbean Cruise Line)

     10. Do these steps go up or down?

       9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

       8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

       7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?

       6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?

       5. Does the ship make its own electricity?

       4. Is it salt water in the toilets?

       3. What elevation are we at?

       2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day ... the question asked ... If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

       1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

 

The Kid Tests

     Should you have kids? Take the following tests to determine whether or not you are ready to have children.

Mess Test:

     Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

Toy Test:

     Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego. (If Lego is not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.)

Grocery Store Test:

     Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

Dressing Test:

     Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

Feeding Test:

     Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

Night Test:

     Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 - 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 p.m.. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 a.m.. Set alarm for 5:00 a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for five years. Look cheerful.

Physical Test (Women):

     Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for nine months. Now remove 10 of the beans.

Physical Test (Men):

     Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

Final Assignment:

     Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

Signs you've had too much:

     * You try to enter your password on the microwave.

     * You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

     * You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

     * You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

     * You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"

     * Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

     * You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

     * You didn't give your Valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.

     * Your daughter just bought on CD all the songs your college roommate used to play that you most despised.

     * You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.

     * The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

     * Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

     * You consider 2nd-day air-delivery painfully slow.

     * You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

     * Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

     * You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

     * You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

     * You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. [SO?]

Butt Dust

What, you ask, is "butt dust?"  Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

"Okay, all very amusing." I hear you say.  "But what about the 'Butt Dust'?"

I didn't forget, here it comes, from a sermon I think the Mom will never forget.

On an ordinary Sunday..."Dear Lord," the minister began his sermon, arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."

He would have continued, I'm sure.  But at that moment my very inquisitive daughter, who was obviously listening attentively, leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"


The American Dream













Only in America. . .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in America. . .do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. . .

Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. . .

Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage. . .

Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. . .

Only in America. . .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. . .

Only in America. . .do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well, "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". . .

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

 

Signs of A Frustrated Mother

       1. Your children know how to read HTML code but can't operate a vacuum cleaner.

       2. Your children tell you that you said "yes" and you don't even remember the question.

       3. You go to the grocery store and find yourself having a good time.

       4. Your husband asks how your day went and you rate it on a scale of 1-10 repeats of "stop that!" or "no!".

       5. You can't remember the last time you didn't have to share your drink.

       6. You mistakenly tell the kids it's "sanity" time when you meant to say "bed" time.

       7. The laundry seems to have taken on an evil nature and you begin to feel that it's out to get you.

       8. You dread hearing the phone ring because it's a sure sign there's about to be trouble amongst the children.

       9. It's finally your turn on the computer and "Dancing with the Stars" is just coming on.

     10. You go to sleep with "I'm bored" or "I'm hungry" still ringing in your ears.















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Tips for Handling Telemarketers!
Tuesday 04-08-2008 11:39am ET
A REGULAR LISTENER OFFERS SOME GREAT IDEAS ON RIDDING YOURSELF OF TELEMARKETERS, AND JUNK MAIL!!!

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!


(1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.


This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk ma IL, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !